Whatever S#$%---OK It's about the V-Day
Financial markets and Risk management!!??? Never took such courses even in college! Took pride in saying that I was a complete techie...
Scene : NOW
On the desktop is a PDF on Banking with never ending black print which just seem to go on and on and on!! And to complement it is a mainframes screen which I'm Alt-Tabbing now and then! Why the hell do I even need a domain certification--that too internal certification????!! My brain is trying all the tactics to make me get up from that sick place..----and...here comes my distraction in the form of my colleague discussing the V-Day as if it were the D-day!!!
Here goes our MOM:
1. Attire--(?? wear whatever! how does it even make a diff as long as it is presentable)
2. Roses--(gosh! this sound like some victorian-era drama)
3. Place--(Moon as long as you can afford it???? What kinda suggestion people expect man!)
4. Script--(How about "hey,I'm having a rose and you don't..Take mine??????")
5. Person--(This takes the cream-'who will be the recipient of my rose??'--yeah rite..ask me, for all I care give it to the dog outside the cafeteria-Though he finally decided he'd give it to the female in 3 floor)
And these are only the main points..Now out of range of all the ears, who cares man?? Who wants to waste cash feeding some arbit guy/girl, for all that you know it might even be a big NO..So much for my study on Risk management!! Guess with this kind of market I can as well set up a rose stall outside my office and take a day off to see other people shed their wallets(simultaneously seeing a rise in mine-Now that's definitely going to be more than my one days' salary)..
As they say grapes are sour!! (Definitely sour in this case ;-) )
On my way to the next chapter--Retail Banking..
Scene : NOW
On the desktop is a PDF on Banking with never ending black print which just seem to go on and on and on!! And to complement it is a mainframes screen which I'm Alt-Tabbing now and then! Why the hell do I even need a domain certification--that too internal certification????!! My brain is trying all the tactics to make me get up from that sick place..----and...here comes my distraction in the form of my colleague discussing the V-Day as if it were the D-day!!!
Here goes our MOM:
1. Attire--(?? wear whatever! how does it even make a diff as long as it is presentable)
2. Roses--(gosh! this sound like some victorian-era drama)
3. Place--(Moon as long as you can afford it???? What kinda suggestion people expect man!)
4. Script--(How about "hey,I'm having a rose and you don't..Take mine??????")
5. Person--(This takes the cream-'who will be the recipient of my rose??'--yeah rite..ask me, for all I care give it to the dog outside the cafeteria-Though he finally decided he'd give it to the female in 3 floor)
And these are only the main points..Now out of range of all the ears, who cares man?? Who wants to waste cash feeding some arbit guy/girl, for all that you know it might even be a big NO..So much for my study on Risk management!! Guess with this kind of market I can as well set up a rose stall outside my office and take a day off to see other people shed their wallets(simultaneously seeing a rise in mine-Now that's definitely going to be more than my one days' salary)..
As they say grapes are sour!! (Definitely sour in this case ;-) )
On my way to the next chapter--Retail Banking..
posted by Deepthi at 4:14 AM
3 Comments:
chill babe... the gods reward the patient ones... :-)
wait for a sequel to this on my blog!
@Sam..heck I have no cribs absolutely!! told ya right..I went thru Risk mgt with great pains ;)
Good 1 dear :-) Keep posting ...
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