Who let the dogs out???

Sometimes, the best of the dogs could be put to shame by none other than some gifted homosapiens. This I don't like saying with pride, because the entities taken for comparison is not something in terms of faithfulness but in the likes of their eating habits, sniffing powers etc.And coupled up with booze--well, quantitatively, it's like trying to get a ratio between 0 and infinity--and with the alchohol content rising in the blood the effect of dogginess raises exponentially.

Although this principle does not always abide with all the people, most often than not, it does
stand true.
A runner could be defined under the condition, where the booze is free(ly?)-flowing. Any guesses what the results could be?? i.e apart from the exponential rises of the dogginess, staggered foot steps, belching a bit too loudly and occassional bouts of nausea....